So Who Am I Really?

I once asked you what was your favourite colour. You replied "The shade of brown of your eyes". I felt slightly displease and bought a pair of contacts. I put one on and told everyone that I was a failed experiment of a test tube baby and I was half priced. They knew they couldn't sell damage goods for full.

Sometimes I'm from America and sometimes I'm from Britain. People are so gullible that they believe it all. I don't fake my accent but it's lucky that it help. I think it's pretty fun when people think I'm something else but I actually do admire the Union jack. "Why do you lie so much?" someone once asked me.

I replied "Why not?"

I like changing my name on Facebook and calling myself Musume. It makes feel better about myself and I get to keep my privacy. Instead of people screaming my name all the time in public. You once made me a birthday card and I placed it under my bed. A couple of nights ago I read it and scoffed at how you wrote my name.

Some are asking where did I go? I just smile with a slight pause with a soft reply, "She's gone now." you goddamn compulsive liar